Saturday, November 6, 2010

Bad Day?

Yesterday about 7:30 AM I was drinking coffee and reading the paper. I read a little of this and a little of that, then I got down to my horoscope. It said and I Quote -

" Today is a 7. To convince others of what you just somehow."

I said out loud to no one "I am screwed."

So ( I can hear Arlo Guthrie in my head -
"Kid,
we found your name on an envelope at the bottom of a half
a ton of garbage, and just wanted to know if you had any
information about it.")


My laptop broke and I have to get it fixed.   '$$$$'
My sink is stopped up in the kitchen and Tom has to dig up the pipes.    'BackAche'
And my fingerprints were Rejected by the FBI.   'What?'


I kid you not. I always joked that I could do anything and get away with it because my hands were so messed up with eczema that no one could get fingerprints. But I was only Joking! In the process of applying for a concealed permit, it happened to be a really bad week for my hands and they were really bad prints. So. . . i've got to try very hard to get them in good shape and try again.

Anyway - I may quit reading my horoscope - Have a nice day!

1 comment:

Jody said...

Yeah, i quit reading my horoscope a long time ago.
It adds a little to the adventure of the day!
There used to be a little paper here in Tahlequah that had what they called "Horrorscopes"!
I really wished they would bring it back.
Because they were a lot more accurate!